I have a lot of fandoms.
"white guys can’t rap"
"there’s no such thing as emotional ukelele"
"but airplanes only have one pilot usually"
"you can’t cry to it if you can dance to it"
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it